Co-op Heist Command

Burgling nomes? Burglin’ Gnomes? Either way, plan the heist.

A handcrafted hub for Burglin’ Gnomes crews: interactive planners, loot‑split calculators, and tactical playbooks that cut chaos before the first footstep.

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Co‑op runs derail when nobody owns the scout/hauler/distractor roles.
High‑Gnome tasks compete for time and pull teams in different directions.
Loot value vs. noise is unclear, so teams grab the wrong things.
New players struggle to stay stealthy when the demo ramps fast.

Tool Suite Highlights

Fast, shareable planning tools tuned for co‑op extraction chaos.

Heist Planner

Turn chaos into a three‑phase plan with roles, risks, and escape timing.

Loot Splitter

Settle loot splits with a fair, adjustable calculator.

Crew Roles

Match teammates to scout, hauler, distractor, and anchor roles.

Quick Start Loop

  1. 1. Pick a heist objective and declare roles.
  2. 2. Use the planner to set a noise budget and exit route.
  3. 3. Split loot with a single shared calculator.
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Guides for fast decisions

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Stealth Checklist

Pre‑run checks that prevent early detection.

Task Priority

Which orders to chase first when time is short.

Loot Priority

Fast rules for grabbing the right items.

Crafting Path

Upgrade order for speed, stealth, and carry weight.

Media wall + sources

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Video
Demo Launch Trailer

Official demo trailer that sets the tone and stealth pacing.

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Video
Demo Available Short

Quick announcement short for the demo release.

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Official
Steam Store Page

Screenshots, description, and system requirements.

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Task & Co‑op Overview

External coverage summarizing tasks, co‑op, and premise.

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Get the crew in sync

Start planning

Use the tools live in voice chat, copy the output into your party notes, and keep runs calm even when the house goes loud.